The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

Peelers

Term used in Ireland for the police usually in a joking fashion.

"hide your spuds ladd's theres the peelers!"

by IRISH-GIRL-09 March 21, 2009

pamper peeler

Someone who goes after much younger people for the purpose of a relationship.

He is somewhat pamper peeler, his girl is 18 or 19 and he's like 27.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

peelerific

A word used to describe someone so beautiful, gorgeous, incredible, and the absolute essence of perfect. This word is to be used only when no other words can describe someone, because there is no other word.

"You're... beautiful... no... uhh you're terrific... no you're PEELERIFIC."

by spadger April 26, 2006

Verga Peeler

To peel someone ones dick. "Verga" the spanish word for dick and peeler meaning to peel.

My short friend broke my Xbox so I made him work at the corner as a verga peeler to pay for it.

by Jr.jem March 7, 2010

Banana Peelers

A term used often to describe the extremely large lips of an african american, and the ability to peel a banana using only thier lips.

Hey, did you see the banana peelers on that one, he took the chicken off the bone in one swipe.

by Sweet Jita January 15, 2008

Peeleet

a person or persons who is a peon by title or status but with elite knowledge or skill level. Thus a Peon Elite or PeeLeet.

Wow he might just be a helpdesk tech but two seconds to fix my BSOD just proves he's peeleet.

He may just be a desktop technician but his understanding of the OSI model is peeleet.

by zuasive & drkspdr October 9, 2008