Paul

salt

Paul likes salt. NaCl. He is the king of salt. Some say he is salt.

Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.

by Jujununu September 11, 2019

Paul

A Paul is a guy that roams around your office building all day holding a cup of coffee. A Paul likes to walk around, hence the name Paul Walker. A Paul doesn't like to work and is usually very slow.

I just spotted a Paul in our office building.

That chair is empty, there must be a Paul around here.

by loekieloekie November 5, 2019

Paul

Fat bastard and goes for girls in bathrooms. Sometimes even goes for fat people.

Paul is Fat

by Paul is fat January 13, 2020

Paul

SMELLS LIKE FUCKING MAC N CHEESE

"oh shit Paul's here it smells so fucking bad"

by ASSBAGEL December 5, 2013

Paul

#fuckpaul

Where is Paul? #fuckpaul

by pgathens February 12, 2017

Paul

A great role model and all round top bloke. Caring, loving and always there when you need him, Paul is funny, endearing and charming. Someone you always want around. Just beware of the dodgy facial hair.

"Look at that awesome guy over there, his name must be Paul. "

by Stewdato8 February 10, 2018

Paul

A bald nigga who think he has waves

Paul: look at my waves bruh
Jonathan: Paul shut the flip up bald built ass bboi

by Cheesemaker February 20, 2019