Lana Patel

A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.

"Lana Patel broke my heart."

Lana Patel by kiddokiddie January 11, 2019

kamel patel 

the shittest math teacher to ever live, had the personality of a chair

Scott -"wow that guy was such a shit math teacher"

Ash - "yeah i know right! he didn't even mark the test!"

Scott - "What a kamel patel!"

kamel patel by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) March 6, 2020

shyam patel 

Stupid

Stupid Shyam Patel

shyam patel by HondaSensai November 2, 2020

Axar Patel 

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).

Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares

Axar Patel by saqib simp May 31, 2021

kevins patel 

a roommate who doesnt let you have fun

my roommate is such a kevins patel

kevins patel by lipshaker November 23, 2021

Mohammed Patel 

A very dangerous chutiya(idiot)

There is a dangerous idiot who blew up the building

Must be mohammed patel

Mohammed Patel by ImDope69 November 24, 2021

Harsh Patel

short kid, kinda sped and needs encouragement to do better. he is always trying get the tokes and his father is disappointed. Girls and Guy are attracted to this 5 foot 4 menace.

Stop pulling a Harsh Patel. Oh look theres Harsh Patel

Harsh Patel by osmanrafiki June 13, 2022