Parker

Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.

Parker is speaking tonight! BE THERE!

by KennedyIV August 30, 2017

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Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!

Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

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A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.

"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."

by slaunchdonkey10 June 6, 2018

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Parker’s are usually very annoying they have extremely greasy blonde hair and upset very easily and they are extremely horrible at fortnite like the worst at it

Man Parker is so salty sometimes

by DankWizard January 15, 2019

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Huge PENIS

Look at parker massive shlong

by MEGA HUGE SCHLONG March 24, 2021

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a GIRL Parker, is very sweet and creative. She has short hair (now) and people always call her a guy. She is super skinny and wears my clothes a lot. Parker also loves pigs and giraffes.

Alice: Have you seen Parker's pig collection?
Sara: No
Alice: Well you should because it is AWESOME!

by Hats Girl November 22, 2011

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