Parents

The people who made you, who stuck with you through puberty, dealt with your lazy ass skipping school, stopped you from being a crack head. And will love you till the end of your days.

Joey: "Hey Mom, Hey Dad, I just lost all my money to a drug dealer."
Mom: "Does this mean that you'll be staying with us for a while."
Joey: "I guess..........."
Dad: "I guess that could be arranged."
Joey: "Thanks Dad, you guys are great parents."

by Special Opinion May 23, 2015

parents

you already know the meaning.when you see these idiots in grave you will finally smile and be happy .

parents? huh.they can go suck my ass after torturing me all my life.

by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

Parents

Somthing shitty, that give u food. And kicks u out of the house when ur 18...

Monkey parents dips monkey babby in wator.

by Norwegian_postman April 9, 2018

parents

the people who gave birth to you and think they can do whatever want with your life. parents like to piss you off. parents interfere with ALL of your personal life. they are well known for being liars who will do ANYTHING to try INDIRECTLY kill you if you don't follow the orders they give you. they mostly HATE otaku and will resort to violence to keep you from anime or manga. this chain and cage they confine you with will prevent you from doing ANY of your hobbies. overall parents are just nuisances that will try to mess up your life in ANY way possible. my parents have tried to KILL me numerous times. the ways around this is to grab one of your house keys and run as far away as possible. after about 6-10 hours return to your home and hide in your room.

why do you have to be such a parents srsly, such a nuisance

by DOOD haha April 22, 2018

Parents

The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite

you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron

by Golden pro December 27, 2018

Parents

They are fun loving adventure taking beings with a lot of love to give. There is nothing in the world like parents because they are all different but all have the same love for the one thing they care about the most. You sibling. Jk you

I love my parents.

by L0llyp0p November 22, 2019

Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.

My parents destroyed my life!

by SuperBoom July 27, 2020