Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

Fruity Pupples

When someone gives Fruity Pepples to a dog

Today my puppy had some Fruity Pupples

by Alex31505/FlandreForever December 25, 2016

Watering the pamplemousse

Canadian slang: To cry, often excessively.

Man, that movie sure had me watering the pamplemousse.

by Utopic Canadian December 12, 2021

pappers

Short word for "papparazzi", created by Regis Philbin on the episode of TMZ. 5/20/08

"Get those dirty pappers out of here"

"Those pappers are on my lawn!"

"That papper got a shot of my vag!"

"That papper took my paper"

by Moe E. May 21, 2008

Los sin-papeles

The paperless ones in Spanish, ie. those that don't ( or don't want to) have their papeles or government issued ID.

Los sin-papeles, can they be considered illegal immigrants?

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

popplewell

EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!*caps*

*cough*do do dod do

by batpig December 18, 2003

Poppleton

A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.

"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"

"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"

by timio May 12, 2007