Pandora

A girl thing who craves male attention. She then hates the attention she gets and blocks them usually. She doesn’t take her meds unless told to by her mother, although she’s an adult. She gets into trouble with the law sometimes, usually for car related things. Don’t give this girl a license. Being her friend is a scary thing. She’ll randomly block you if you forget to message her back within a timely manner (like 15 seconds). Her poor mom has to listen to her whine about her boy problems and friend problems, you know what, ALL of her problems. She rarely ever has money and is almost always in the negatives. As much as she is my friend, I’m surprised she’s not dead when she is constantly sliding her information to creepy ass men.

Man 1: Damn that girl is wild.

Man 2: Oh yeah, that’s Pandora.

by Satans-asscheek December 20, 2022

pandora's box

When someone starts shit. They open it!

Dude, man...you just opened Pandora's box!

by Kur Milf December 9, 2003

pandora

a web site used to listen to music that you have never heard of. or, if you thinking rather slowly, you say "please wait, pandora is loading" people only say that if their being obnoxious though.

person 1: have you ever heard of Peace Orchestra?
person 2: nah, but i'll go pandora them.

by Mara Goldfine July 27, 2007

pandora's box

an extremly powerful spell in final fantasy VII that inflicts mass damage to all enemies.

When you cast pandora's box things get pwned.

by some guy December 15, 2004

pink pandora

epicely awesome drug that gets you high as fuck

Damn man did you get some of that pink pandora last night? That shit was awesome!

by Rozabel November 6, 2013

Pandora's box

Refers to a slutty girls vagina; is typically used when one sleeps with a slut and "opens" pandora's box.

Damn, Marcel, you slept with her? You just opened pandora's box!

by Twotone867 March 5, 2009

Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

by CockBlocker November 24, 2004