I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.
Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.
Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.
by poqwer September 30, 2007
Get the penal prostate exam mug.When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
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He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
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sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.
by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008
Get the Devils Prostate Exam mug.1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.
2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.
3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)
2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.
3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)
"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"
"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"
"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"
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Get the the prostate god mug.When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.
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