When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
Get the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exammug. expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
Get the your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weakmug. A female popstar who is known to support Donald Trump. She is also one of the famous popstar who holds the title of "one hit wonder". She is a great example of a person who will be forgotten in the next three or more years
by ladygagadump November 8, 2025
Get the Prostate Magaraemug. When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
Get the prostate pastemug. The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.
by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017
Get the Greek prostate exammug. The gland that controls whether or not you ejaculate or take a whizz, it's also kinda responsible for the results that happen after you stuff something into your bussy.
by Zach T. Radass July 30, 2024
Get the Prostatemug. (Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022
Get the Wasabi Prostate Exammug.