Pigfection

The process of roasting a whole pig through perfection, where the skin is crispy on the outside and the meet is juicy and tender on the inside. This can be done usually through a spit roast type contraption.

Guest: Wow, how many hours did you roast that pig man?

Host: This is about a 24 pound pig, so around 10+hours depending on the heat and temperature.

Guest: Damn, it looks sooo good, it's roasted to pigfection!

by Yuppy June 25, 2012

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

Lesbian protection barrier

Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay

We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay

by Jesse Allan ;) February 14, 2022

Astral Projection

The ability to leave you're body in soul/spirit state.

Last Night I Watched Myself Sleep and then I flew away which refers of the action of Astral Projection.

by mrb20990 April 29, 2011

Vogue Perfection

The most indie group on myspace. They don't go with the simple must be vain, famous, gorgeous and overrated myspace words. Including, they don't mostly add horrendously over photoshopped people.

your so indie you belong in vogue perfection.

girl: i am famous and vain
guy: you ain't vain, you're just bootleg. VP ftw!

by Afton Beck May 12, 2009