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I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
Philip by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022
Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
Philip by fifficent May 26, 2022
A dumb gay fuck that meat rides everyone.
Philip
Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!
Philip by LaneTheFriend March 8, 2023
A gay ass blonde boy with a hairy penis, big ass ego and no gains at all. Skinny bitch
You see that skinny bitch?

Yeah he's a real philip
Philip by Philip sssss March 14, 2023
A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.
That Kid is a Philip.
Philip by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023