petite puff puff

A cigarette. A cigar is referred to as a puff puff

Guy 1: Look at my petite puff puff.
Guy 2: Dude, that is one awesome petite puff puff.

by XXXXXhehehXXXXX January 14, 2010

petit chien

Bitch in French(:

Eff you stupid petit chien

by Sall3d00 August 20, 2008

the power of petition

"The power of petition" is a phrase coined on Anarchy Online and Age of Conan servers as it appeared decisions over accounts could be influenced and revoked purely by mustering enough petitions against or in support of an individual.

Lets use the power of petition to get Arnold the level 80 barbarian banned since he sucks in pvp.

by alexjones6666 October 8, 2008

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018

joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001

see above for pulling a petite

by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020