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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹
by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)
by vergin January 24, 2023
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National non binary people meowing day

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"
by Irishman732 March 18, 2023
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
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National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023
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