by jujupuff August 16, 2016
Get the parkourmug. 1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
Get the panic parkourmug. A ROBLOX parkour game created by Hudzell starting in 2019 and a sequel to the original game Parkour.
by zenAchilles January 23, 2024
Get the Parkour Rebornmug. "oh man did you see that new game parkour reborn"
"yep. i shoved that grappler so far up my ass bro"
"what"
"huh?"
"yep. i shoved that grappler so far up my ass bro"
"what"
"huh?"
by WillowTreems April 12, 2024
Get the parkour rebornmug. A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.
by Parkour Harrison’s Manager May 30, 2019
Get the Parkour Harrisonmug. These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021
Get the Parkourmug. My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
by TechDeX September 13, 2021
Get the Paragraph parkourmug.