I.M.P

A place to go when you want somebody dead and hire demons to kill your enemy for you since you, unfortunately, ended up in hell.

I.M.P:

When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long,
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide,
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well because we come straight up from Hell.
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife.
We're the Immediate Murder Profession—

Kids die for free!!! :D

by DBHConnor_RK800 September 19, 2021

G.I.M.P.

A cripple of qualities similar to a P.I.M.P. This invalid has either a deadly disease or physical impairment. He is usually seen thuggin' it up with his biatches in the hospital or other place of handicapped residence (his hood). He prefers to decorate his impairment or medical equipment with toned bling bling. The gimpjuice flows like crystal.

Yo nurse, strip for this muthafuckin G.I.M.P.

Can I get a damn IV tube in this damn club? WTF.

by Gimplaya November 18, 2003

j.i.m.p

jizzed in my pants

dude he totally just jimped, now we are gonna need a clean up on isle 3!

Bob: Guess What?
Tom: What?
Bob: I just jimped.
Tom: ?
Bob: i just jizzed in my pants haha!

After she walked by i totally just j.i.m.p'd

by SNL FAN December 18, 2008

F.I.M.P.

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.

Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...

by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011

G.I.M.P.

code word for "Girl In My Pants". also meaning that a girl wants to be fukd by u bad.

dude i got a G.I.M.P.

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

I.m.p.

Pronounced as 'imp' it means "Instant Massive Penis". Refers to a very quick erection.

Dude, she totally I.m.p.'d me!

Aw crap, just got an I.m.p.!

by Horny Middle Schooler July 27, 2010

G.I.M.P.

play on the 50 cent song "P.I.M.P". Everyone knows at leased one G.I.M.P, a person who fronts like he has loads of game but really is the laughing stock of all those who can be asked to notice him.

"Hey there missy, wanna come back to my place and play on my Sega Genisis with me" asked William
"Get outta my face u G.I.M.P. Dont make me get out the pepper spray"

by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006