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northern ontario

The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.
I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!
by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser February 8, 2018
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Minden Ontario

minden is a small town in minden Ontario, best known for its excessive use of heroin. It’s also very sexual and overrun by crack addicted teens. Overall it’s a very shitty place
-where you live bro?
-Minden Ontario

-oh damn that’s shitty
by Kuntykennie January 15, 2019
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Burford Ontario

A small town filled with Hicks, The only income is godfathers pizza. There are more tobacco fields then successful businesses. If your from Burford, you own a Pickup truck and a Tractor.
You drive a tractor, Are you from Burford Ontario?
by D Pott January 8, 2020
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Wawa, Ontario

A small town on the eastern shore of Lake Superior, synonymous with the term "Buttfuck, Nowhere".
Caroline: I moving up north to Wawa, Ontario.
Bob: Isn't that like Buttfuck, Nowhere?
Caroline: Yeah, pretty much.
by aVRO aRROW July 10, 2018
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Hamilton, Ontario

The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.

Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.



Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
by Dundasian February 6, 2005
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London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
by Dave December 17, 2004
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St. Thomas, Ontario

St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.
by k-t-y January 28, 2010
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