Lag tard

An extremely loose-aggressive poker player.

Corporation Mike is raising me on every flop. He's such a lag tard.

by Chester the Jester February 2, 2007

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

Lag Unit

1.When someone is taking a long time

2.Another word for Lagging

3.Someone from a group who is running late.

4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.

1st Example

Person #1 - Where's John?

Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now

2nd Example

(John finally shows up)

Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!

(John feels bad)

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Dorm Lag

Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.

Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.

by Rag Man December 19, 2010

trendy lag

when someone purposely waits many minutes to reply to a text, snap, or call in order to avoid looking desperate.

Person 1: texts their friend

Person 2: waits 5 minutes to respond

Person 1: "are you trendy lagging me?"

Person 2: "...no......." (actually means yes)

by SomeGuy2345 July 8, 2020

lag liar

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

Brain Lag

When it takes one's brain a few seconds to catch up with their actions.

Person A: Dude, you just tried to drink a sandwich.
Person B: Huh? Oh great... Brain Lag.

by Kick to da ballz July 15, 2011