ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.

Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.

by DutchRub February 20, 2010

Sergi Fact

Marijuana cigarrete in Argentina. Also, an illuminating and surprising fact about technology.

Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.

Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?

by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018

Libra-fact

When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.

Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.

by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010

Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017

Byron facts

Byron facts are irrelevant, and even boastful, facts that someone shares about the natural environment around them. These facts are solely shared to brag about one's knowledge on a completely useless topic such as nature, and are infurating for the people who have to listen to them. These facts are commonly seem shared by people who are named Byron... with exceptions of course.

On a school trip to cairns, while on a rainforest walk, a nature nerd student named Byron would not stop sharing useless byron facts about each of the species of flora and fauna they walked past.

by A trust worthy source ;) May 1, 2022

fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own

fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot

by patt .. April 11, 2009

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016