bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

Mayo - Seizure

A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.

Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012

mayo shampoo

when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"

guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"

by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012

mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 30, 2023