olympic wank

An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.

Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"

by SECBOMbbb May 14, 2007

olumide

A special breed!

I want Olumide!

by 'lumidee October 28, 2013

mexican olympics

The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.

"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique

"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique

by teh pwnzor June 22, 2008

Olympic Eye

The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.

Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?

by Eric Dean October 16, 2008

olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"

Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!

by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014

Olympic hucking

The act of retracting your head like a turtle and lifting one of your slightly bent legs

After Olympic hucking for a long time my neck starts hurting

by Upsidedown cactus October 24, 2016

Olympic Skating Rink

The place were all the middle schoolers and high schoolers that go to East Pennsboro Area School District go on the weekends to skate and do drugs and smoke weed in the bathroom. 2 out of every 10 kids there are gay or lesbian/bi. It’s full of f boys and sluts, some kids that go there are nice and chill and just want to have a good time, but most of the kids just go there to do drugs or have sex in the bathroom. Sometimes there will be fights, sometimes multiple in one night and the cops sometimes come and just sit there and practically do nothing. About 50% of the teenagers that got just go to hangout and do drugs and other bad and illegal.

“Bro, I went with John to the Olympic Skating Rink last Saturday and we smoked some pot”
“Fuck yeah bro, last Saturday I went there and railed Stacy in the bathroom”

by IEatPuzzy January 22, 2021