TikThot Obliterator

The Ability to obliterate any nearby thot in the nearby vicinity with a single and fatal blow

(Can also obliterate thots using TikTok)

As Jared looks around the room he notices a lot of thots on TikTok so he decides to become the TikThot Obliterator and kill every single thot he sees

by Crusader-420.69 September 27, 2019

Yameii Online

Yameii Online is a virtual musician. Her production is handled by Deko and Oseanworld. Yameii has gained some popularity in the virtual music world, and her music has made it into the realm of Tik Tok and Youtube.

Person 1: Hey! Do you listen to Yameii Online?
Person 2: Yeah! My favorite album is Yameii vs. the World!

by Bhaahahahhahaha no September 3, 2021

George Washington University Online High School

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.

George Washington University Online High School is stupid.

by whalesarebigfish December 4, 2020

chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.

A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”

by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021

america online

America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!

AOL made my computer crash!!!

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

Online STD

The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.

"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes October 8, 2016

Online School

It's basically school, but they took away all the good bits and made it ten times harder and thirty times less interesting.

Urgh, I've got Online School today. I'm going to die.

by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020