One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

One night pussy fuck

One night, one pussy, one fuck

Hey man, did you get some action?

Yeah, I did a one night pussy fuck!

by L3zb0t April 17, 2025

one night

when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes

michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.

by aniketlover6969 May 9, 2022

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

One night boyfriend

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.

My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again

by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019