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Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it
Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.
by David October 31, 2003
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OJ Smile

When you slit a person's throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.
Nicole recieved an OJ smile after going on a date w/ Ron.
by postmyk March 15, 2004
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oj

means 'only joking'
person 1:- ha!- i aint saving you non of this cookie- get your own

person 2:- omg, i cant belive you, i dont like you anymore..... haha, oj
by Jacko92 December 16, 2008
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OJ Moment

Moment where someone does something extremely frowned upon/immoral, then attempts to cover it up in any way possible.

(Taken from OJ Simpson, who, after being accused of murder, took to drastic measures to keep his innocence, even though he did it.)
Man, John Edwards is having an OJ moment, trying to cover up his connections with his mistress.
by Mike Litris June 22, 2010
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oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.
person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah
by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017
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OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.
OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*
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The OJ Look

When you act innocent but you guilty!
Ronald said he didnt bang that hooker, but we knew different because he had the OJ look.
by Sweet milky monkey April 22, 2017
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