nuke

the answer to all of mans problems

i want to nuke iraq to end the war early

by Minuteman III ICBM November 7, 2003

nuking

cumming, jizzing, etc

typically on something else

after the party, Mike was totally nuking all the passed out drunk girls.

by 4LL1 January 13, 2009

nuked

When you own someone SO much, and SO hard, that they have abosuletely NOTHING they could even POSSIBLY say back to you, to defend themselves.

Joe: I'm such a pimp! I got tons of hoes!
Bobby: Don't kid yourself, you used to let guys bang your butt out, remember the tape posted on the internet for everyone to see, of you getting ass-raped?
Joe: ..........
Jim: Bobby just nuked you dude.

by Seth Wall September 28, 2006

nuke

a good way to warm up the cunt before finger blasting

"Shut up before I nuke your cunt in the microwave and than finger blast it."

by Ash Trey July 28, 2003

nuke

to microwave something

"hey, dude, can you nuke the chinese food?"

by MC Cool Kid February 20, 2017

nuked

microwaved its not good people just not good, youll all get three heads

ready meals

by princess laura March 15, 2004

nuke

a BIG fart.......

my friend let a nuke rip in the tent... i had the get the gas mask on * cough cough *

by NAME HERE June 22, 2004