tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.
20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
by Bags Bradley January 28, 2018
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This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.
“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”
by Thecommonblackbird August 23, 2020
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The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings
Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose
by Far din November 12, 2022
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dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.
by OpieTaylor November 01, 2011
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Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket
Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.
by Sally from the valley December 05, 2021
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Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.
Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.
by Guardo St. Jergen November 08, 2021
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Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention
Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose
by AkiseAru March 03, 2018
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