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cd-i

Widely considered one of (if not the) worst console(s) of all time, even surpassing systems like the Sega CD, 32X and 3DO, which each had at least 1 decent game each.

Its most (in)famous games included the Nintendo-licensed Zelda games Faces of Evil/Wand of Gamelon/Zelda's Adventure, along with Hotel Mario.

Interestingly, the CD-i would live on to finally entertain people (in a way) about a decade and a half after its release, when the Youtube Poop fad (which is heavily rooted in the horrendously bad, yet hilarious, Nintendo FMVs).
Notable cd-i game quotes:

"Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?"

"There is no time, your sword is enough!"

"You DARE bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE?!!!"
by Steven Edwards August 9, 2009
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Nickelback CD

A Frisbee that looks like a CD.
What are you doing with that Nickelback CD?! Do not put that in my car! throw it.
by Super Jonny X5000 Sex edition January 17, 2010
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Sonic CD

Sonic CD is a 1993 platforming game in the Sonic series released for the Sega CD. You play as Sonic the Hedgehog as he attempts to foil Dr. Eggman's plans to take over the game's setting, Little Planet. The game has a time travel mechanic, where Sonic can run past signposts that say "Past" or "Future", and then travel back or forwards in time if he continues to maintain speed.

This game is also notable for introducing two Sonic series mainstays, Amy Rose and Metal Sonic. Both of these characters appear in Sonic games even to this day
Sonic CD is a pretty solid game, dude!
by Murphmario June 23, 2020
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CD Player

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.
"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"
by Shimmy Shim Shim Shoo September 3, 2008
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eating cds

When an artist or group sounds exactly like or better than the professional, studio recording of a track. It is especially complimentary because studio tracks have often been mixed and/or edited to sound better.
Every live performance of Adele’s sounds like she’s been eating CDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by noterach December 12, 2019
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CD Player

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
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cd-i

a gaming console that should never have been invented!
have u seen legend of zelda for the cd-i???? its horrable!
the kids next door crying and bats are flying out of hell...
whos playing cd-i?
by joshxx March 29, 2007
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