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Nissan

Somebody who’s Nissan, it’s somebody who’s is eternally beautiful.
Omg you’re so Nissan!
by Itachi96 February 23, 2021
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Nissan

He’s a an absolute gentleman! He’s very cute and good looking.

A hopeless romantic, has his way with words and extremely sweet gestures. Sometimes he’s too good to be real. Although ladies, he’s on reserve until he finds someone deserving.
How do you want your man to be?

Like Nissan
by you.know.who.cutie November 23, 2021
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Nissan Sentra

One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.
Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!
by Neon5453654 August 9, 2024
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Nissan GT-R

A supercar made by Nissan since 2008. It's loved by 12 year olds and Ritsuko Akizuki
The NIssan GT-R is one of the 12 year old's favorite cars, along with the Toyota Supra and *insert Ferrari here*
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
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Nissan rogue sport

A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.
Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024
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Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!
by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
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NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32

The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.
Bro, Look at that R32!

Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.

Not that! THAT!

HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.

No, I mean-

That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.

THAT!

OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI

Told you so

Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 1, 2022
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