Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
by Wilko April 14, 2021
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Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.
That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024
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that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!
by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
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by myanonymusself September 26, 2023
Get the Nissan Sentra Nismo mug.by Deyk888 September 28, 2023
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by Leeeeeyyyrooooyyyyyjennnkiiins July 6, 2020
Get the Nissan Cedric mug.The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.
Bro, Look at that R32!
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 1, 2022
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