Nintendo

1. (noun) A Japanese company that makes video games:
2. (adj) Greedy, not caring about others:

1. Oh look, Nintendo has just dropped an update for Mario Kart World. Let’s check it out!
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.

by beluga the suzzi cat July 2, 2025

Nintendo

A game company.
They make games like Pokémon or Pikmin.
They have made game consoles like DS or Wii or Nintendo Switch 1 and 2.
They are in Japan.

Bob: "Lets play some Pikmin."
Fred: "Yeah! Who made it?"
Bob: "Nintendo made it!"

by Char_Ben October 17, 2025

Nintendo Blow

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.

Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.

by Henning January 19, 2004

Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.

It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.

by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.

The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.

by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020

Nintendo Haters

A division of the Sony Defense Force and Bill Gates xbox Fan club, run by Fankids who spam forums with unreadable garbage written by kiddies with dyslexia.

Dan: That's two days running by forum has been spammed by Sony Defense Force nerds.

Ted: Well did you read that unreadable Nintendo Haters crap on the forum?

by The Ferox of the North April 20, 2011