Nedwards

One of those people that does Crew at the prep, but also is a complete retard in spanish class to the point where it's comical.

What did you get on Smith's spanish quiz?

I got a 63.

Damn lucky!!! I got a 6!

You're such a Nedwards

by ThePrimeSon May 30, 2018

Newpark

Buncha fat gay cunts

Fools

Newpark cunts stfu bunch of fools

by newparkcuntsthinktheyfunny July 16, 2023

Newark

A city in New Jersey which has a big ass airport and smells like actual shit

I was on my way to Philly when I pass Newark on the turnpike and I wanted to vomit it smelt so bad

by vertjambon June 8, 2019

Netwar

Means Online or Internet verbal war without getting physical.

I had a Netwar with a friend last night over a picture posted on one of the social network. She just wouldn't let go, complaining on how a particular individual appeared on a pix, which I found nothing wrong at all. The Netwar went on for about 30mins or so, can you imagine having Netwar over someone's picture.

by R.A. Stream Insights September 10, 2010

Newtard

A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.

A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.

I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.

by Big Poppa Peaches August 31, 2013

Newwork Naka Bypass

A sex move in which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and the woman blows it from her mouth into her vagina.

Person 1: Dude, it was epic. She hit me with the Newwork Naka Bypass. It was SO hot.
Person 2: That's pretty epic.

by Long Lad February 18, 2019

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020