Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."

by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Neapolitan Sandwich

A white male, asian male and black male all having sexual intercourse.

"Oh Kacper that neapolitan sandwich was great last night!"
"Indeed it was Sonny."

by Mystix35 August 15, 2019

Neapolitan pussy

When a girl shave half of her pussy bald and Lefte 1/2 with hair the hairy part is chocolate the shaved part is vanilla and the inside of pink hence neopolitan pussy

Her pussy had three varieties of texture chocolate vanilla strawberry Neapolitan Pussy shaving is the best.

by Jeremy Is Lame April 10, 2020

Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022

The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.

The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits April 20, 2012

Neapolitan

When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.

Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.

by YoichiAkio November 3, 2010