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Neegah Depahtament

The department in Walmart, Kmart or Target which specializes in blackness. e.g: gangsta clothing, big dick enhancement, fried chicken devouring and neegahs!
Person 1: Duh herro can I speak to somebodeeeeeeh! in duh neegah depahtament prease?!
Employee 1: Sorry what?
Person 1: Duh NEEGAH DEPAHTAMENT!!
Employee 1: oh you mean duh mafia? HELL YEH!
by Jon_woo September 13, 2016
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negash

A negash is an imaginary person, preferably an Ethiopian who everyone likes very much. The word is pronounced "knee-gash" with special emphasis on the "knee-". Also see Gerda
Caleb is such a negash. He doesn't even exist!
by Caleb Knee-Gash March 25, 2008
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Negan

Someone who is vegan but doesn’t follow the normal rules
I don’t eat meat cause I’m vegan, but I will try it cause I’m negan
by Mickm May 31, 2018
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Negation of Bob

1. A rather intresting group of individuals. They are mostly nerds who took Geometery as 8th graders, but seem to be more insane and stupid than brilliant, despite the fact that they all seem to have held a minimum of 4.0 for their eniter school career.

The name of this group/not-so secret society/club-thing originates from the fact that they banded together in to make fun of their fellow classmate, who also happens to be a member of the club, Bob. Negation is a spiffy geometry term. Many people seem to hate Bob as well, so they fully support the organization, despite the member's wackiness.

Their mascot is a muffin, their symbol a negation sign(~). They are apparently going to take over the world, according to many people, due to their extreme intellect. In preperation, they have made a number of elaborate plans to take over the world, usually involving kidnapping and ransoming Shamu and fleeing to Liechtenstein.
"Negation of Bob? Yeah, they're the reason that we've got a negation symbol on out keyboard. Seriously, man! They totally control things like that. Soon, one of them is going to be President, and we'll all be doomed."
"Those Negation of Bob freaks were playing Duck-Duck-Goose again. Then they started whiplash, and a whole bunch of other nutters joined in."
"Isn't that one redheaded chick in Negation of Bob? She seems like one of those crazies."
by Rancidification. December 24, 2008
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negalawl

(ne-ga-lawl)
-adjective

1. Any statement with comedic intent that is actually such the opposite that it suppress any laughter whatsoever.

2. Something extremely unfunny.
Having joked about how funny it would be to catch someone engaging in sexual acts with a human corpse, Bill Bob immediately regretted going this far to amuse his friends. Negalawl all over his friends' faces.
by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008
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Negabolity

A false positive, where the sum is not equal to the whole. Any negative thing that can or cannot be quantified, measured, put in a bucket, or stacked. Something out of whack, or in the wrong whack to begin with.
1. Bush's speech was full of negabolity.
2. Bear Stearns investment portfolio was negabolity.
3. My boss was immersing the entire office in his negabolity.
by Matt S Johnston January 15, 2009
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negahips

When a woman has hips that are narrower than her breasts.
"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her negahips."
by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010
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