##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

by Annonymous122121212 October 5, 2018

needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)

Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat

by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017

this needed to be said

WHEN YOURE WRITING A THING ON URBAN DICTIONARY STOP CALLING PEOPLE SEXY ITS SO CREEPY LIKE SHUT UP U STUPID FUCKING BITCH UR PROBABLY AN OLD MAN WHO CALLS THINGS SEXY FOR NO REASON LIKE PLEASE GO DIE

sorry yall but this needed to be said

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

She need that

Dolla Change's debut into the rapping industry, with his new single "She need that". This rapping prodigy is begginging his successful rapping career young in his early 20's. This song alludes to his "pipe"(penis) and how "she" (girls) want it.

1: Bruh have you heard DOLLA CHANGES NEW SINGLE?
2: Yea man it's fire! She need that pipe!

by Dollachangefan68 March 21, 2017

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018