An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.
Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-
Etc.
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-
Etc.
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Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”
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Get the Cooper Neal mug.Ryan O'Neal is a Hollywood famous actor. With his rugged good looks and boyish charm he's more famous for marrying 70s sex symbol icon Farrah Fawcett and being the father of oscar winning actress Tatum O'Neal.
He's a native of Massachusetts US. Before he became an actor he was a trained professional boxer.
He's a native of Massachusetts US. Before he became an actor he was a trained professional boxer.
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