Narwhal

the savagest being created by the me the savage god. Soon they will destroy the world with their tooth. Because people hunt them.

i am so narwhal!!!! Because i shall destroy the world.........

by Xxthe savage godxX June 4, 2018

Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.

"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.

by Popchris45 April 14, 2019

canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018