NOOT

Not.One.Of.Them

John: did you hear bro new album?
You: yea he’s “NOOT”

by Madwords May 9, 2022

finky noot

a special kind of newt

the relative of a blue newt (look i saw a finky noot!)

by a stinky fart October 31, 2013

A Noot Noot

The only way to escape from the confinements of glass walls under the ever watchful eye of those who cast decisions without facing the thumb of Caesar occluded by a cloud of blueberry vape-age

the phone buzzed excitedly

" A Noot Noot on the down low ?" the message read
" quick piss and ill grab you at the lifts" returned the response
"sounnnnnnnd"

and all was well in the world

by Rooboy222 May 14, 2018

Noot

A word used to describe a person as very silly, idiotic, or senseless.

Friend: Hey, look! I found a five dollar bill on the ground! Maybe I can go with my family and buy them dinner.

You: Wow, you're really such a noot.

by KinoFire September 13, 2016

schoweet as a noot

When everything you planned just falls into place with little or no effort. Or when somethings really awesome, has to be said with a ''sch'' and in a high voice.

Guy: Oh man, first we got our beer for free then the all the hot girls from school came round. To top it off everyone stayed in the garden so my 'rents didnt know a thing.

Bob: Schoweet as a noot!

by Chloephant1 June 30, 2009

Noot

A man that has a 4 foot cock. He also has best gaming skills and extreme wealth, will steal your girl.

Oh wow theres Noot, I just need that cock!

by Nootpingunoot May 27, 2021

noot!!

He is very very cute I love him so much<3 he’s the best boyfriend I’ve ever had and my first love 💗 I loveeee him so much he makes me happy he’s the best!! He’s very funny and he’s super sweet and absolutely adorable 🫶 I don’t everr regret meeting him never I lov him so much, my star💗

“Did you know noot!! Is gay??”
“Wow it’s so obvious now!!”

by Xayxzer October 11, 2022