by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022
The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
by Myocarditis July 20, 2018
The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.
by Lesgo Tegan January 05, 2017
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)
by allyandfriends October 29, 2009
The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw June 28, 2015
When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
by kevmunro February 19, 2015