Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.

Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?

by SuiJose February 7, 2022

facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018