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Poop on a napkin

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.
by Brett January 29, 2005
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Rambo Napkin

Slang for vagina. Originates from the idea that fictional character "John Rambo" is so manly that paper napkins simply will not suffice.
Man, I should would like to wipe my face with her rambo napkin.
by Zakalish January 4, 2012
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ghetto napkin

when instead of using a paper napkin to wipe your hands after a meal..you instead use a roll of toilet paper that is sitting at the kitchen table.
"yo pissant,pass me dem ghetto napkins to wipe dis shit up"
by craftywitwords April 23, 2009
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operation napkin

things or ideas that are used once. temporary. one time use. most commonly used for friendships that have gone sour. use it, throw it away.
damn, looks like operation napkin is in effect, our friendship has ended because of operation napkin
by jasonurbandictionary September 17, 2007
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Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).
Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)
by Amanning07 April 27, 2011
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tramp napkin

a any female sanitary napkin that has been used enough to be discarded.
The other day I tripped on a tramp napkin walking on the streets, it was all bloody and funky and shit and it fucked up my shoes.
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napkin whore

by Jicknonas October 14, 2013
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