It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

What Jellybean fans spam all over YouTube

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Papa's Mustache

Beyond the realm of critique - the highest standard of perfection or excellence.

Oh man, ante up suckers! This poker hand is Papa's Mustache!

by zachfree December 21, 2010

mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

by Sidamo September 8, 2005

mastah

Word that is slang for master. Used in LOTR by that annoying creature.

"I would never shank the mastah!"

by Phil Swain December 25, 2003

Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011