Musical Whore

One who brings a guitar to a party or finds a guitar at a party and insists on playing Wonderwall by Oasis for everyone.

James: Where did he get that guitar?
Ryan: He brought it from home.
James: What a Musical Whore.

by Rob181 December 8, 2010

Musical.ly

An app where you film yourself lip syncing, acting and/or dancing to songs. Only cringey people still do it. It became a big trend in and died in 2016. As of 2017, Musical.ly is still available, it only died in the sense that dabbing and bottle flipping did.

Maddy: Oh my god, look at Emerson.
Emily: Is she seriously filming a Musical.ly with her iPad?
Lucy: That's so cringe.
Emily: If you think that's cringe, look at Jordan and Bonnie.
Maddy: Jordan is such a loser.
Lucy: Who still has Musical.ly? It's 2017.

*laughter*

by Jessie Collins May 7, 2017

Musical.ly

internet cancer

person 1: have you heard of musical.ly
person 2: yeah its trash
person 1: i know right

by 11th Doctor October 12, 2017

Musical Cock

Musical cock is a game played by a group of people (usually gays), often in an informal setting purely for entertainment such as a birthday party. The game starts with any number of players and a number of cocks one fewer than the number of players; the cocks are arranged in a circle. A non-playing individual plays recorded music, while the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the cocks. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the cocks. The player who is left without a cock is eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer cock than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.

Frankmusik was having such a good time playing musical cock, he couldn't fly back to the UK for his concert

by shauneyboi April 23, 2010

Musical.ly

1.Cancer
2.The most cringey source of entertainment ever
3.A platform for children with neglectful parents.

Musical.ly is the most cringey cancerous platform for children with neglectful parents.

by The pussy slayer 666 December 11, 2016

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

musical ignorance

a disease in which those really annoying kids who only listen to that noobish electropop stuff played on the radio don't know shit about actual music but think they do

musically ignorant individual (referring to metal): all they do is scream.
person who knows music: stop screwing up your genres. you have musical ignorance.

by ignorantpeopleshalldie September 3, 2009