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MLM: multi-level muffin top

Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.
Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.

Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.
by manic cavy July 28, 2010
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Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
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Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.
by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009
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Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
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Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.
"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."
by Miss frosty May 6, 2015
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Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin
Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head
by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019
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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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