Muff Cabbage 

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

Muff Cabbage by Tati S May 10, 2016

muff cabbage 

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

muff cabbage by Rohelio May 24, 2017

muff cabbage 

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

muff cabbage by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

muff cabbage 

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

muff cabbage by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Muff-Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

Muff-Cabbage by ff9001 October 16, 2010

Muff-Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

Muff-Cabbage by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

Muff cabbage Mommy 

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

Muff cabbage Mommy by silent bob! October 25, 2018