The Muff

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.

Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.

by filbasman44 October 09, 2008

a muff

Short for muffin top or a women’s overhang due to her being overweight and trying to squeeze into tight jeans.also could be use to define a women’s fatter upper pussy area.

when she puts those pants on she has a muff because they’re too tight.

by JBsmoove June 17, 2018

Muff Muff

The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net

That chick Rachel left her baby daddy and wants to come over and Muff Muff

by POL flight FL April 07, 2022

Muff

Muff is when you put a open hand on someone’s face and push as hard as you can.

Shut up before I “Muff” your ass.

by Foxy500 July 03, 2019

Muff

In American football - when a punt returner calls for a fair catch or intends to let the ball bounce and be downed by the kicking team, and either drops the ball or otherwise touches it without taking possession resulting in a fumble that can be recovered by the kicking team.

And the punt is up.... oh it's a beauty - he got all of that one..... Devin Hester's back to receive it. He's waiving for fair catch and......... OH NO!! He's dropped it. Hester has muffed the kick!! And the Patriots recover. Hester, normally sure handed, has muffed another one. Not what the Ravens had in mind when they brought him in.

by KDubWhatsUp? February 14, 2017

Muff Muff

The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.

"Muff Muff is teh secks!"

"Muff Muff is dandy."

"LET'S ALL SHOOT MUFF MUFF!"

by Superninjaheroofmightmagicandpkmntoo August 22, 2006

muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014