A "moto hoe" is a female that attends motocross races (be it amateur or professional) simply to gain the attraction of motocross racers and to potintually have sexual relations with them. Their knowladge of motocross is sometimes non-existant, but they will still ask for your jersey after having sex with you. Also, a "moto hoe" that goes for strictly A riders or pros, would be considered a "pro hoe".
"Check out that moto hoe in the mini skirt and Lawrence jersey!"
"Well, you know how she got that jersey, right?"
"Let's call her over here!"
"Well, you know how she got that jersey, right?"
"Let's call her over here!"
by Samantha Starling January 31, 2009
As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018
Man to Mr. Miyagi: KINDRY remove it yourself, Mr. Moto (makes goofy face with toothy smile).
Mr Miyagi: YAAAAHHH (breaks tops of beer bottles with a chop, leaving the bottles-minus long necks- standing)
Mr Miyagi: YAAAAHHH (breaks tops of beer bottles with a chop, leaving the bottles-minus long necks- standing)
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
by frank 15165465156165416 July 15, 2008
by dorksidedarth June 21, 2008
A seemingly NZ-specific term for anything that sucks, from hospital Lamson systems to household vacuums and fuel-removal services doesn't seem to include bad jokes). Variations include suckie moto, and both with or without the space or hyphen.
Confused medical student: Where can I send these bloods?
Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.
Medical student: *is more confused*
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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)
Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.
Medical student: *is more confused*
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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)
by Cloudwatcher36 May 14, 2021
by peterson111 June 15, 2009