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Hannah Montana

Possibly the stupidest thing ever to hit TV. Some mainstream Disney Channel shit. It stars some hick girl with split personality disorder that forces her to magically become, drumroll please, HANNAH MONTANA! oh my god! Plus, she's only famous because her hick daddy has some money for her own series.

aka, only 10 year olds like her.
she's going to become the next Lindsay Lohan, just watch.
10 year old girl: OH MAY GAWD, THERES A NEW EPISODE OF HANNAH MONTANA ON TONIGHT! Who wants to watch it with me lololol?
by I HATE Hannah Montana February 22, 2008
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Tony Montana Complex

Synonyms: Scarface Fever, TMC, Gangsteritis.
Rare illness which causes one to believe and or act like Tony "Scarface" Montana. To put oneselves importance above and before that of all others, to have little or no sense of morals, to pick fights with six year olds, to verbally assault women,etc, all without any signs of remorse or regret.
Anothy Torchia has a terminal case of the Tony Montana Complex.
by Mikey January 16, 2005
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University of Montana

Berkely in Montana... with out the education.
I went to the University of Montana, now I smoke weed and live in a studio apartment.
by mreallyaclone January 12, 2006
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hannah montana

one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.
girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
by SdCharers11 January 16, 2008
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hannah montana

The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.
11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
by meghan riot April 6, 2008
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heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.
Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??
by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010
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Montalvo

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010
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