mister steal yo girl

A badass mothafucka who gets all the bitches, including yours

Damn that guy, he stole my girl!He must be who everyone's calling Mister Steal Yo Girl

by Stealin' Yo Girl Since Day One June 18, 2015

mistelia

mistelia is the ship name for misty day x cordelia goode, from american horror story
mistelia is better than foxxay cordelia’s name isn’t even foxx anymore

i ship mistelia so badly

by cordeliagoode May 5, 2021

Mister Poopy butthole

When one person puts their butthole against another person’s butthole, and fornicates by pooping in their butthole.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Sarahlynn came over yesterday and I gave her a Mister poopy butthole.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?

Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.

by BallsJacobs363 November 7, 2021

Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

farmer's mistress

Noun. A synonym for a sheep.

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Mistle-Hoe

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.

Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!

by LoriMGold January 17, 2008