Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016

mississippi firefly

The act of flipping a lit cigarette butt at someone's face to instigate a brawl.

Bobby Ray's daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a Mississippi Firefly ? Before he could answer Bobby Sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and assaulted him.

by BrantSmashedberger January 18, 2016

mississippi volcano

Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.

Dude, your mom was on the rag so I gave her a Mississippi Volcano and she loved it!

by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016

mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure

Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.

by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013

Mississippi firecracker

When you are fucking a chic and she squirts out of her ass a little poo.

"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

mississippi flag

The last USA state flag to bear an image of the Confederate naval jack.

Is the Mississippi flag symbolic of history or racism? You dedide...

by mrConfederateMan January 2, 2014

Mississippi Breadstick

Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.

Yeags prefers a deep fried mississippi breadstick over a seasoned furburger.

by Idonteatbread February 8, 2019