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Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?
by Meese Meister January 25, 2018
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Microclit

Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.
That girl has a microclit the size of a grain of rice.
by pumbucks May 29, 2018
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Micro Missile

When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity
Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019
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Pulling a Micro

Pulling a micro is when you come back from a BRB or Be Right Back, then proceeded to go and leave a twitch chat again.
I’m pulling a Micro. Brb again”
by BlueOtaku February 24, 2020
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Micro Penis

As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."
by Diego August 21, 2003
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microcock

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.
by amnca November 5, 2003
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micro braids

small blrainds like box braids. most people got weave with it. Takes a long time to braid.
Do you like my curly micro braids?
Yeah!
by Vous Comprenez? February 8, 2006
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