Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.
The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....
by foobar767 May 8, 2014
Get the minimum viable product mug.The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.
The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.
To make inferior.
The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.
To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"
The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"
The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"
To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):
B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"
The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"
The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"
To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):
B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"
by Smasher316 November 11, 2011
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A satire opposing the vocal minority of feminists who think all white men are conspiring against them and that things like the wage gap exists while ignoring the fact that there is 1 male rape centre in the world, in Sweden and that men get much more time than women in prison for the same crime.
by Olli399 September 25, 2016
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Get the minidick mug.A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.
I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.
by Hankuranium November 4, 2019
Get the minimum wage mug.Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.
A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"
by Minimus#1 April 18, 2006
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His girlfriend says he has a minimilk! XD
by FoxMan August 29, 2005
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