Mices

A term used for fucking retards who don't know the plural of Mouse

Jimmy444666777: "Dude there is a bunch of mices in my attic"
Chinker6785: "Dude u r literally a fucking retarded jewy ass fucker"

by SkeetSkeetMotherPhucker November 16, 2017

Meaty Mice

Nipples, Usually Male nipples.

Im going to get dem Meaty Mice!!!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Mice

Singular: Mouse/Little Mouse
Plural: Mice

1. Akin to a sidepiece/sidehoe. Someone you're casually dating, hooking up with, etc. with no or not much intent of a serious relationship. 'Bonus points' if your actual main/significant other knows about your mice/mouse.

Finds some of its roots from AHS: Hotel as a reference to the third person in the polygamous marriage of a couple in the season. She is referred to by the wife as 'little mouse'.

Person1: Is that your girlfriend/boyfriend?
Person2: Nah, just a mouse/one of my mice.

by aacidic January 25, 2017

Mices

Past tense of mouse

The mices eat all the cheese and it was very good

by Mices October 28, 2021

The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.

"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."

by songwritez November 2, 2011

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

Of Mice & Men

1). A kickass metalcore band that made Attack Attack! look obsolete...as someone here put it, although both are from the same era.
2). The novel the band got their name from.

1). No one gives a shit about Attack Attack!. It's all about Of Mice & Men, bitches!
2). Did you read Of Mice & Men?

by 7568ino November 22, 2023