Noun: 1. One's self needs to be in the Ocean, Beach, or on a Boat/Yacht/WaveRunner/Jetski fulfilling their need to be seen in a bikini.
2. Lounging around the entire day in a Bikini without actually using it for Water Sports or Sunbathing, or actually getting it wet.
3. The need to have your "Buns out" even if the sun's not.
Verb: Feeling the need to act as a bikini-wearing, sun-loving, but actually isn't getting in the water being.
2. Lounging around the entire day in a Bikini without actually using it for Water Sports or Sunbathing, or actually getting it wet.
3. The need to have your "Buns out" even if the sun's not.
Verb: Feeling the need to act as a bikini-wearing, sun-loving, but actually isn't getting in the water being.
When I grow up I want to be a merbae and take cute pictures for my instagram followers and do tiktoks in my kinis with my merbae mates.
Stop copying all my Merbae tiktoks Karen, youre never going to get as many views as me!
Put the Whiteclaw down and start merbaeing like your mates Chet.
Stop copying all my Merbae tiktoks Karen, youre never going to get as many views as me!
Put the Whiteclaw down and start merbaeing like your mates Chet.
by thesaltybabe April 21, 2020
Get the Merbae mug.The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.
- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?
- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.
- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.
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Get the Mersh mug.Acronym for Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome, a SARS-like Coronavirus that rzn rampant tin the middle east a while ago.
by SunnyDKShiki January 5, 2022
Get the MERS mug.A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.
Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.
by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023
Get the merb nerbler mug."Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"
Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."
Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"
*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*
Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."
Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"
*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*
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