Menoclaus

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

Menissa

The most caring, amazing, beautiful intelligent, sweet, understanding person in the world.

Resides in eastern North America.

You have never seen anything more beautiful.

Rhyan:"how can Menissa be so beautiful and love me?"

Josh:"I don't know bro, I guess you are insanely lucky"

by bitten17 May 20, 2009

Manosphere

A term coined by radical feminists to describe the group of men on the Internet who aren't self-hating and don't believe that being feminine is the ultimatum of all problems that men face in today's society, as part of their smear campaign of the men's rights movement.

"Ugh, I just searched through pages of this user's posting history because he disagreed with a single comment I made, and it turns out he has made two posts in a men's rights forum. He bust be part of the manosphere."

by Internet Resident August 10, 2021

Melosh

A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.

The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.

by Calling You Out August 5, 2009

megos

A shitload of legos

We needed megos to build a killer Lego Hero Factory villain

by A-Rex ferrari September 25, 2011

Meno-pause

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.

I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.

by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010

Menominee

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.

"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."

by Janey Doe May 1, 2008